Well i was watching the Two Pints Of Larger And A Packet Of Crisps musical episode, just finished it again, and thought that the best song on it by far is the one called 'Stop Thinking Start Drinking' which goes:
(Donna)When the pubs are shut, And the taxi queue is long, When your brain is mashed, And your legs are working wrong.
(Louise)When you haven't pulled,
(Johnny & Janet)Or even if you have.
(Gaz)When you've been to Abdul's, And he's spat on your kebab.
(All)stop thinking, start drinking, Don't worry what your parents said, Fill your mind with beer instead, Stop thinking, start drinking, Don't worry what your doctors say, Your livers ruined any way.
(Janet)When you've all been out, And you've met the one you love, "Awww"
(Johnny)But your bottles gone, And you might not get it up.
(Donna)If your insecure, That you might not be enough,
(Janet)Get some alcopops, And show the world your muff.
(All)Stop thinking, start drinking, Dont worry about health warnings, Think about it in the morning, Stop thinking, start drinking, If you think your heads in trouble, Have some more you'll see it double.
(Gaz)Stop thinking and start drinking!
(All)Stop thinking, start drinking,
(Gaz)Stop your thinking, please start drinking, Stop your thinking, and start drinking.
(All)Stop thinking, start drinking, If your scared you've had too much, You need some courage from the dutch, Stop thinking, start drinking, yeah..yeah..yeah
i love this song i think its brilliant erm anyway thats all i wanted to do really was put the lyrics up here so erm thats all folks!!
Its been a while
Well it has. Anyway nothing really has changed and thats probably why its been so long. I've been out with mates, bought a suit for a cocktail party on the 26th July, stayed round a mates. Erm.....other then that not much to say really, i'm still not sleeping right but least the weathers slightly cooler even though im still well hot. As im typing this theres a thunderstorm on the go and tomorrow im going southend with people from the TLC. but anyway nothing else to say so until next time.
Cant sleep yet again
Yet again im unable to sleep, i really do hate the heat that comes with summer, really wished it was winter again. as to what iv been doing well its only been 2 or 3 days since i was last here which was my 19th birthday, well in the evening i went for a meal and got so drunk i ended up passing out but that was due to the heat as well. next day i didnt actually do much just recovered, then yesterday i went to the stanford festival which was grat fun, went on the dodgems and somehow ended up driving backwards and one point i was stationary while sorting out my seatbelt when i saw one guy coming one way and another on the otherside so just before they hit me i reversed so they hit each other head on then i put my foot down and rammed them both out the way ah good times. today im going back to the festival as yesterday was the music part with a couple of rides, today its more like the horndon one iv mentioned and i'll be helping out that same mate as well. should be good. but i wished i could control the weather that way id make it much cooler then what it is. also i think if i controlled the weather id make it reflect my mood so if i was say angry then id say thunder, lightning, rain, etc or happy it'd be sunny but not hot. and so on so forth. anyway better try sleep.......wont happen but hey best try. until next time then
blimey 19 today
i can't believe i'm 19 already. it only feels like yesterday i was sitting on the floor of the hall at gable hall school on my first day in year 7. they made us move forwards on our bottoms after each form was well formed, their excuse was they needed us to clean the floor. blimey its gone quick.
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